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Sphyncteradar?

Dear Al Shabab

I am not a moslem. Neither are you. You are trying to trigger a world wide religious war to justify your sick, power hungry, criminal and very pathetic lives. Anyone can take over a mall so don't tell us how great a military unit you are. You're nothing but a bunch of common criminals killing innocent men, women and children all in the name of- a religion.

... And the world rebukes you.

Now, come at me with that banana!

I made this last night. Something I thought up while drinking coffee this morning and looking at it.

Somehow, seeing what my sick little mind thinks?

Makes me think I am not as sick as I think I am, while 

thinking sick things like this- I think.


That is all for today.

Ridin my bigwheel

Bees

Basically-

If you agree and believe that the USA should attack Syria? Then you get your fat ass out of Walmart and your other pathetic endeavors and you saddle up and get your ass over there and die for nothing...and you can pay for your own transportation too, because I have had it with you, warmonger. You get to use your precious guns, kill away. I won't have your six, you are on your own.

A bad time to be a bird in my backyard

Labor day brought a large raptor to our backyard. Looks to be a female Coopers hawk, at least 18 inches if not bigger. No birds were seen the rest of the day. It hung around in this spot for about 20 minutes.

At one time, Cooper's Hawks were heavily hunted in persecution for preying on poultry and were called "chicken hawks". It is now known that predation by these hawks on domestic animals borders on negligible, and they are rarely hunted these days.