Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Baby Milk Plant

Biological weapons production facility or baby milk plant? The jury is still out.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Friday, January 18, 2013

Binvice!

Binvice 2121 has now arrived from Kaptchaland!

The bird it glides

I have managed to digitally move individual tracks from the Tascam via USB to the PC. This is a triumph of science and all the coolness there is in this world.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Band I Am In

is called EFS, I have been innit since, um, the early 90's

It's now 2013.
It kicks total ass.

The 2002 Oldsmobile Alero has no transmission fluid

dipstick.

What kind of DIPSTICK engineer decides not to put a transmission fluid dipstick on an engine???

Gee, hey thanks for putting an oil dipstick on there at least!
Glad ya saved $3.23 for the poor ole GM shareholders.

Un-f'ing-believable.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Strobe College of Lightning


12/5/91

Nobody knows lightning like the

Strobe College of Lightning

Offering basic and advanced courses and specialized training in the exciting career field of lightning!

Listing of basic and advanced courses


·         Intro to Lightning
·         Applied Lightning
·         Basic Conductivity
·         Biblical Lightning
·         The Lightning rod and you
·         Aerodynamics of Lightning
·         Lightning: Can it strike twice?
·         Lightning Attraction
·         Fun with Lightning
·         Lightning Maintenance
·         Creative Lightning
·         Lightning and Liquids
·         Lightning and Management
·         Grounds for Lightning
·         The Lightning Inquisition
·         Heavy Lightning
·         Lightning Cultivation
·         Investigative Lightning
·         Advanced Lightning
·         History of Lightning
·         Advanced Conductivity
·         Heat Lightning
·         N- Lightning
·         Spam and Lightning
·         Lightning Avoidance
·         Lightning Through the Ages
·         Lightning for the Golf Pro
·         Lightning Bolt Overhaul
·         Lightning as a Hobby
·         Motivational Lightning
·         Night Lightning
·         Lightning and Farm Animals
·         Political Lightning
·         Judicial Lightning
·         1001 Uses for Lightning

Extension Courses


·         Four Arguments for the Illumination of Lightning
·         Physiological and Psychological aspects of Lightning
·         Lightning as a Resource
·         Lightning Your Friend and Mine
·         Lightning and Its Implications in Modern Society
·         Lightning Survival Series Lecture

For a free color brochure, write:
Strobe College of Lightning
33 Electric Avenue
Storm Lake, Iowa               (Attn. Dr. Zeus) 

Strategic Air Command

Offut Air Force Base, Omaha, NE. The runway is 11,700 feet long, thats over 2 miles!
Someone left a thank you comment LOL

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

New particle finally discovered


January, 8, 2013
CERN
Meyrin, Switzerland

Today, after 375 years and over 40 trillion dollars spent , scientists at CERN have announced they have finally isolated the proverbial "God" particle. It was presented to Stephen Hawking today in honor of his 71st birthday. When Hawking went to blow the candle out, the particle flew off into interstellar space somewheres. Scientists are once again looking for it...

God could not be reached for comment.

Photo Courtesy of CERN


Or the Gay Nun?


Un ray redux


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Breaking News...

The U.S. House Of Representatives actually did something! They finally shut up and did their basic job. To vote. To vote on something. Anything. Congratulations Merika, this is a watershed moment in these last crappy 5 years. All we hear is blah blah blah, and the only thing we need is?
some damned action. You are all now free to go have sex with yourselves...