Tuesday, January 8, 2013

New particle finally discovered


January, 8, 2013
CERN
Meyrin, Switzerland

Today, after 375 years and over 40 trillion dollars spent , scientists at CERN have announced they have finally isolated the proverbial "God" particle. It was presented to Stephen Hawking today in honor of his 71st birthday. When Hawking went to blow the candle out, the particle flew off into interstellar space somewheres. Scientists are once again looking for it...

God could not be reached for comment.

Photo Courtesy of CERN


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