Monday, January 14, 2013

Strobe College of Lightning


12/5/91

Nobody knows lightning like the

Strobe College of Lightning

Offering basic and advanced courses and specialized training in the exciting career field of lightning!

Listing of basic and advanced courses


·         Intro to Lightning
·         Applied Lightning
·         Basic Conductivity
·         Biblical Lightning
·         The Lightning rod and you
·         Aerodynamics of Lightning
·         Lightning: Can it strike twice?
·         Lightning Attraction
·         Fun with Lightning
·         Lightning Maintenance
·         Creative Lightning
·         Lightning and Liquids
·         Lightning and Management
·         Grounds for Lightning
·         The Lightning Inquisition
·         Heavy Lightning
·         Lightning Cultivation
·         Investigative Lightning
·         Advanced Lightning
·         History of Lightning
·         Advanced Conductivity
·         Heat Lightning
·         N- Lightning
·         Spam and Lightning
·         Lightning Avoidance
·         Lightning Through the Ages
·         Lightning for the Golf Pro
·         Lightning Bolt Overhaul
·         Lightning as a Hobby
·         Motivational Lightning
·         Night Lightning
·         Lightning and Farm Animals
·         Political Lightning
·         Judicial Lightning
·         1001 Uses for Lightning

Extension Courses


·         Four Arguments for the Illumination of Lightning
·         Physiological and Psychological aspects of Lightning
·         Lightning as a Resource
·         Lightning Your Friend and Mine
·         Lightning and Its Implications in Modern Society
·         Lightning Survival Series Lecture

For a free color brochure, write:
Strobe College of Lightning
33 Electric Avenue
Storm Lake, Iowa               (Attn. Dr. Zeus) 

1 comment:

  1. I seem to remember making up something like this once-upon-a-time... probably in your basement on break from playing music... probably while drinking beer...

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