Bad Ole George

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Have a brain-ache and I am going to sleep, just like the Pete weapon in North Korea.

Pete countinues campaign of armageddon in North Korea

Photo of the damage Pete is causing in North Korea. Photo was taken from the DMZ near Dingdongya, South Korea.

Pete effective in North Korean operations

Officials: Pete effective in North Korean operations
UnAssociated Press
March 15th, 2013

Photograph just released showing the effectiveness of Pete. Officials are not commenting but said they are pleased with the results so far. Korea's pussboy Kim Jong Un was reportedly seen curled up in a hole crying for his daddy. The UN stated they are going to impose sanctions on The Butt for releasing complete terror on the poor North Korean people. Pete said he didn't care what they do but that he's gonna be taking a huge nap soon.

NK's Glorious News Agency could not be reached for comment because Pete had completely destroyed it, twice.

RUT-ROH RORGE

Damage in North Korea

I liked the decor, but the place smelled like fish

Why would someone who hates seafood go to a seafood restaraunt and then write a bad review of the restaraunt, I mean, like, are they going to say anything good? The waiter smelled like fish? 
My drink tasted like fish? Now I smell like fish? Wait, I don't like fish, why did I go there? Am I stupid? 

Pete reportedly ready for deployment to North Korea

Pete reportedly ready for deployment to North Korea
Un-Associated Press
March 14th, 2013

Officials with the US Department Of Stuff are now confirming that their super secret freedom weapon
known as "Pete" is now ready for offensive deployment against glorious super-hero North Korean forces.

Negotiations ended after North Korea's strong-boy dictator, Kim Jung Oon, called Cutris a puss to his face and also claimed he had already been in 17½ wars and wasn't afraid of any Americans and had the medals to prove it.

The Butt officially commented that though he regrets he has to resort to such extreme measures as releasing
Pete, he is ready to do it.

 "The Pete has been a controversial weapon and is hard to contain once released." according to the Butt, "He's kind of like a spinning top once deployed, all you can do is get the hell out of the way and let him do his job. The real danger is that he has this kung-fu grip thing, which in preliminary testing choked 3 technicians and a small duck, all who later recovered, barely."

Dennis "Denise" Rodman-Un was later spotted in a Pyongyang Starbucks wearing Oon's war medals on his wedding dress.

Super Weapon Pete ready to kick commie asses

Denise Rodman-Un

All Hail Pope Frank

In 2010, Argentina became the first country in Latin America to legalize gay marriage. 
During the debate that preceded the change, Bergoglio called the bill “a plan to destroy God’s plan.” 

We won't mention what kind a God-plan preists molesting little boys is.
Will we Frank?

Rainbow has these on sale...

The grand pooh-bahs

Hit it...

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.... YEAH

Closing time.
My short-lived security guard career has now ended. I gave 2 weeks notice and I worked every shift that remained, I even worked extra 2 nights. I was debriefed, signed my name and handed in my badge.

Daylight Stupid Time

So this Daylight Savings Time thing. I still can't get anyone to explain to me just exactly what it
"saves"? Does it save daylight? no there is still the same amount of daylight. Does it save time somehow? Um, you are trading an hour back and forth. Why not call it Daylight Borrowing Time?
Or Daylight Sharing Time? What about the night part? There's never any daylight when it happens.
And it always messes up what time the sun comes up and goes down.

Historically, according to history anyways, this was invented by the french because Benjamin Franklin wanted to save some candle wax. Um, still the same amount of sunlight, get up an hour later
or go to bed at a decent hour ever Benny? No,, he was always up all night anyways. (Burning more than candles).

I always thought Daylight Savings Time was invented in 1976 by President Jimmy Carter to go along with his "lets turn the heat down to 65 and drive only 55 mph plan"?  Or maybe it was to confuse the arabs and make oil cheaper...

When someone can make me understand the scientific point of this human folly, then I will be for it, otherwise...

get rid of it, it is additional stupid 2 times per year and we all have enough stupid to deal with other than trying to change all the clocks around and still manage to wake up on time...

While you were busy losing an hour of sleep

I was busy getting a free hour of pay WOOP WOOP

I never knew "it"

Hey, I'm a Poet, how do I get a job?

Hey, I'm a Poet, how do I get a job?

So, what are your qualifications? 
“Well, I like to play with words.”
I see, what do you mean by that? 
“I put them together to make lines.”
Lines? You mean on paper? 
“Yes, thoughts, images, etc.”
Wow, sounds like fun! 
“Sometimes I even make them rhyme! ”
Great. I have an opening as a stockboy? 
“Super, when do I start? ” 

C H Sund

I am

The Night Watchman

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North Korea Says 'prepare for war'

North Korea Says 'prepare for war'
UnAssociated Press
March 8, 2013
By the pool at the Pyongyang Hilton

Earlier today, North Korean Punkass Kim Jong-un visited his troops on the border with the South and called on them to be ready.

Pictured with binoculars, Kim "stressed the need for the soldiers to keep themselves fully ready to go into action to annihilate the enemy any time an order is issued and instructed them to deal deadly blows at the enemies and blow up their positions,"

The young Un also added- "now if you need anything at all, I will be over by the pool surrounded by Phillipino women and sipping some Pina Coladas."
"Happy Glorious War!"

What I like to do...

North Korea Threatens The Butt

North Korea Threatens The Butt
UnAssociated Press
March 8th, 2013
Pyongyang, North Korea

In a precedented move, North Korea has reportedly cut all ties
with The Butt. An unofficial official stated that after The Butt
secretly replaced Kim Jong Un's grenade launcher with a 14 inch
dildo, they decided they were forced to sever all ties.

The Butt couldn't be reached for comment but he put out a statement
through The U.S. Department Of Stuff stating that "North Korea is a glorious punk-ass
goat Korea"

He also said "Neener, Neener, Neener"

Season's Greetings from North Korea

The captain has turned on the "no crapping while computing" sign

Please return your laptop to it's closed position and wash your hands immediately, Thank You.

Yes I need more time to decide

non-sensical complaints and such

A review of the Original Pancake House in Edina, MN:

Apparently someone has never had real maple syrup before because they'd know it is runny as water,

does not happen very often

All this past week, I have gotten my way on everything, twas a golden week.
I must admit, I liked it a lot, no, I loved it!

Sooner than later I know things will return to normal, but man I deserved this.

well blow me down

yes it's true