North Korea Threatens The Butt
UnAssociated Press
March 8th, 2013
Pyongyang, North Korea
In a precedented move, North Korea has reportedly cut all ties
with The Butt. An unofficial official stated that after The Butt
secretly replaced Kim Jong Un's grenade launcher with a 14 inch
dildo, they decided they were forced to sever all ties.
The Butt couldn't be reached for comment but he put out a statement
through The U.S. Department Of Stuff stating that "North Korea is a glorious punk-ass
goat Korea"
He also said "Neener, Neener, Neener"
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