Friday, March 15, 2013

Pete effective in North Korean operations

Officials: Pete effective in North Korean operations
UnAssociated Press
March 15th, 2013

Photograph just released showing the effectiveness of Pete. Officials are not commenting but said they are pleased with the results so far. Korea's pussboy Kim Jong Un was reportedly seen curled up in a hole crying for his daddy. The UN stated they are going to impose sanctions on The Butt for releasing complete terror on the poor North Korean people. Pete said he didn't care what they do but that he's gonna be taking a huge nap soon.

NK's Glorious News Agency could not be reached for comment because Pete had completely destroyed it, twice.

2 comments:

  1. Hmmm... Pete should be careful with his cigarette or he'll start himself on fire... again...

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