Peterson piled a peck of packers

This is the MVP. He is extremely dangerous. Notice the crazed fierceness and resolve of purpose. Notice how the guys in the yellow helmets can only fall to the ground and watch his ass streak by.
199 yards, 34 carries, still not good enough for anyone. Think it won't happen again? yeah well you just keep layin' there in your yellow helmets and keep thinking about it.

This is a different kind of animal...and he plays for my team. You are going down again cheeseheads!

3rd Test Match

Bring it!

Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator

Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator

Apocalypse Later - The Mayan Poxyclipse

Pete's giant wanker squash

This is Pete, he has a big giant wanker squash!

BEER!

Merry Christmas Merika!

Here's your new flag.

Slime The Slime?

Forget this riot crapload and let's get this down into grenade or fire extinguisher type deployment and get it in our schools? Imagine Adam Lanza on his ass in a hallway immobilized with all targets running away fast leaving him only his own sick brain to fire at...science fiction my ass this is real and do-able.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/riot-slime-news.htm

June 20, 2006 | Post Archive

Science fiction becoming reality makes weekly headlines these days -- just ask my RSS reader. But this time it’s not [another] new robot or personal gadget. The United States Marine Corps and the Southwestern Research Institute have teamed up to make a real-life slime shooter a la "Ghostbusters," though I seriously doubt this slime is likely to make anyone’s mood better, except maybe the mood of those watching from afar.

The new slime pack and gun will be used to control riotous crowds, bruising nothing but tailbones. Since other non-lethal weapons like stun guns have fallen short (read: caused fatalities), law enforcement and military personnel are still looking for new non-lethal weapons to control large masses of people.

Not unlike the Ghostbusters’ slime blower, the riot slimer consists of three tanks: one full of compressed air, one of water, and one of an acrylic polymer-based powder. The slime itself is too thick to spray, so the three tanks work together to make the concoction in midair. The compressed air powers the powder and water lines, giving the pack’s wearer the ability to quickly spray up to 25 feet away and halt a hostile crowd in its tracks.

The non-toxic slime is impossible to walk or drive on, which critics say could be a big problem. The potential for injuries and subsequent lawsuits could outweigh the benefits by far. The device will go through two rounds of testing before it’s implemented. And if it doesn’t pass, there are always recreational uses (read: world’s best slip n’ slide ever).

Ah yes, the humble fire extinguisher. They surround us, we only notice them when there's an actual fire, or, when the guy comes to check them once per year. Ever picked one up just to familiarize yourself with it? I highly recommend it, yes, even you little kids out there. 

Is this more Hollywood BS? Think about it, when these things are discharged, they make an attention getting hissing noise. You cannot ignore it. The powder that is ejected moves at considerable speed, and it can, depending upon the size, move very far. It creates an inert cloud that spreads. If you aim low it has a low spread. But just imagine, how many precious seconds it can give you, to run away, from the likes of Adam Lanza. You take away his sight, even slightly, you distract, and you run. Or you may even be able to tackle. You could even throw it at him, these are very blunt objects. Don't even begin to say to me that a child or a small woman could not hurl this thing at someone. Adrenaline has a proven track record in any emergency situation. 

I would like one of these under every teachers desk. You could even load it with tear gas or even just a substance designed to completely black out an area. You distract, you take away the sight of these cowards...you begin to level the playing field. And there's probably one of these somewhere near you right now. Think about it, are you going to be willing to pay for a heavily armed cop in every school? What's this thing cost? $200 max? And if you pull that pin and don't actually discharge it? So what? No harm done. That can be fixed, cheaply and easily. 

Start thinking outside the box, you have the power right nearby. Start using your brains people.

Okay now I am starting to get spooked!

Um, crap, this isn't a good sign is it?

I pissed off Mister Spock. Sorry Mister Spock.

Dateline, Friday December 21st, 2012
Planet: Oyth

The last day has arrived.
As I type this, massive galactical gravity waves are slamming themselves into the sun. Reports from the sun
say things are really heating up. So far here in Minnesota, the lights remain on.

I will try to hold out as long as I can. I wish my fellow humans all the best on this very last day, but for now I must leave you on your own, for I have a sink full of dirty dishes to do.

Godspeed and Good Luck!
The Butt

I got my CPR certification today at work. In a room full of ex-military security guards. All of them believe that guns in schools will solve our little problem. I was outnumbered 7 to 1. I dropped in the suggestion of using flash bang grenades, smoke grenades and fake sirens as anyone can operate these safer devices. I was summarily laughed at. The kids would choke on the smoke, or they might fall down and hurt themselves, or they might get really really scared by the flash and the bang of the grenade and it would probably piss off the assassin more and then make him spray even more ammo in the smoke filled room after he shit his pants from the concussion grenade and on and on.

Now lets see here, wouldn't children be more scared of a gun pointed at their little heads? Perhaps they would choke. Couldn't you air them out afterwards? They might be more alive than if they have 3-4 bullets in their little skulls.

My idea may seem far-fetched. But it remains a safe and creative idea. You can't aim for dick in a smoke filled room.  The problem is it's just not he-man enough, or maybe its just too Hollywood stuntman fantasy. See what we are all up against?

We are all idiots because we can't even think outside the box.
I didn't even bring up my canine distraction and interdiction idea (A dog in every school)
There are so many things we can do if we just put our minds to it, and if they would stop laughing and listen
for once.

But, its just not as cool as the fantasy of playing the superhero that saved the little kids and that is what matters most to these men. It defines them.

Who would object to having a canine security guard in school? Certainly not most kids.
While you all laugh?
I will continue to think.

quit screwing around and gimme da job, gimme da job, gimme da job, cumawn already, its not so hard

Dear Mr. Boehner,

I understand the tactic of your plan "B" vote on the house floor tomorrow. I have some news for you that you apparently still do not understand, your party had it's ass handed to it in the last election. Your tactic will not work. Right in the middle of the intersection you stop, in the midst of negotiation, and now there is a great big truck that is going to hit you. That trucks got a big ole picture of the prez on it...

What's it going to take to get you to understand that the people of America are tired of you and your party playing chicken with the fate of this country? You are going the way of the whigs sir...just how do you think the average person perceives your unchangable defense of the rich? We certainly do not admire it, should be obvious by now. Apparently not.

I am not going to ask again, hell I ain't even going to tell you, because you obviously just don't give a rats ass about the middle class, or the poor. Am I wrong? we're gonna find out more about your inability to learn about the reality that's staring you in the face.

 Quick, someone find me a republican that gets it! PLEASE!

Sincerely,
The Butt

Cease Fire!

America has a cultural disease, this love affair with guns. It's cause lies within the 2nd Amendment of The Constitution Of The United States Of America. An amendment poisoned and perverted by each and every one of us. I will speak from the perspective of a boy, then a man, and then a man who has evolved and believes he has ascended into a more wise outlook on this life. 

As a boy, I was a cub scout, I was on little league, I looked to and, yes, up to my father for guidance and help on just about everything. Dad was a deer hunter, Dad had many guns, Dad kept his guns unloaded and locked in a safe, most of the time. But as responsible as he was, I found his S&W 270 under the couch in the case unlocked. It was loaded. The 270 is a bolt action single shot rifle designed for hunting large game such as deer. At this time I was like 11 or 12. I had my own Winchester 22 mag. I knew what it could do. It was neat. But it was just there, it was mine. But I had a lot of other things that, to me, were just plain cooler. But it was cool. I took the bullet. I kept it. He never noticed and I never told him. Even to this day. 

My father and mother used to have brutal fights during this time. Things got thrown, much swearing, many tears. I always wondered, why that bullet was chambered. Why?

I shot at pheasants and birds with my 22, almost always missed, but I did unleash these bullets with intent to harm. Most of my time was spent on my mini-bike which was way cooler in my estimation. I was also into model trains and playing guitar and many other useful interests.

Then after high school, I joined the Marine Corps. My father was all for this, he too was a Marine.
When you are first handed your rifle in the Marines, you are told over and over again. This is the M-16, it is a machine of death, if you load it and pull the trigger, it will maim and kill. This is its purpose, it has no other. You are taught over and over through repetition almost to ad nauseum, how it works, how to clean it, how to aim with it, how to breath, but most of all how to define, and respect it. It's no ________ing toy, it is death. 

You sleep with it, you clean it over and over, you show it has an empty chamber all the time, usually hourly. You march with it. You learn it's balance, you learn, learn, learn, it's place is in war.
Period.

This may seem shocking to hear from a Marine. You don't need this device of death, you have no business owning anything like it (AR-15 Bushmaster). All I hear is semantics about its definition. I know what this thing is, I have lived, breathed and slept with it. It is an anti-personnel assault weapon designed to kill men in war. Anything else anyone tells you about it, is just bullshit and lies. Rationalization.

You need an AR-15 like you need colon cancer. 

And I don't trust you and whatever your mental state is, with it in this society. It has no place in civilian society. If you have one and some ammo, you could crack at any second. Why should I believe you when you say you are responsible and sane? The very fact that you want one of these, hell, you want 5 or 10 of em because you are a collector, makes me question your mental state. This is what I am doing to try to change, to try to rid myself of you and your Second Amendment Disease. It starts with me.

This is about me and my view about you. I will not just nod along anymore when you are spending your paycheck on getting more of these precious things of death and then bragging to me about it and how much more a man you are for it. You are now anathema and I will not know, nor care about you any further. I will leave you to your devices of death and not partake in your sick John Wayne romance with the gun anymore. Merika...

I don't expect you to care or give a shit about what I think, I expect you may call me all kinds of names, I do expect you to understand this, I am just as much of a man without you and your precious Bushmaster. 

The problem isn't just the Adam Lanza's of this world. The problem is the cultural acceptance and worship of the gun. It starts here, with me. And this is where I am at. What about you? 

Cease fire Cease fire...unload clear and lock America. Enough!

http://cutris.blogspot.com/

my friend's blog, you should go there...he knows alot of stuff

Listening to the BBC overnight on NPR...this is what I think I heard.

in a lazy British accent...

"And now [momentary pause] news from the sport- in cricket today, [momentary pause] from Zimbabwe, Leahnell Messy of the South Afriker Chupolla-polla fried his hand at the quirky during the third test match". [momentary pause]

"and in the early set. [momentary pause] Swansea Arsenal defeated the Ebola United three twelve at double elimination in match play"

"In football, [momentary pause] now many have been reported and suspendered in Manchester for calling each other racial slurs"

[insert I am not wearing pants here]

The Butt hereby decrees you must read his blog or face severe sanctions and possible fines from the International Dork Committee.