Listening to the BBC overnight on NPR...this is what I think I heard.

in a lazy British accent...

"And now [momentary pause] news from the sport- in cricket today, [momentary pause] from Zimbabwe, Leahnell Messy of the South Afriker Chupolla-polla fried his hand at the quirky during the third test match". [momentary pause]

"and in the early set. [momentary pause] Swansea Arsenal defeated the Ebola United three twelve at double elimination in match play"

"In football, [momentary pause] now many have been reported and suspendered in Manchester for calling each other racial slurs"

[insert I am not wearing pants here]