Thursday, February 28, 2013

Elvis, er Benedict, has left the building

I just called the Vatican and asked to speak to the Pope, but they said that he quit and wasn't there anymore.

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  1. I knew it was a bad idea to have "the Bob's" visit the Vatican...

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  2. i found myself lonely, cold, and popeless

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  3. so what happens now? how does this work? if God wants to like tell catholic people something, does he have to wait until there's a new pope?

    did the pope have to turn in his ring?
    do they scrub it or irradiate it or is there just a new one issued each time?


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