Got my hair moved off

Today, I went to my favorite banter- er barber shop and got my head shaved. I like it when I tell them to shave my head and they actually shave it, many times they want to leave hair in case ya get mad it's too short. The best part is the banter. It was Valentine's theme, so it was a lot of "hey baby I love you so much! LOOK! I got you a dozen long neck beers, how bout we go out in the garage and do it on the hood of my pickup"?

Sorry I drank 2 of the beers already I'll make it up to ya somehow

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