Potatoes and their implications in current events

Sometimes I look at potatoes and then I look at the potatoe peeler and then I look back at the potatoes and I say, you win dudes. Then I turn to the potatoe peeler and think..."it is with regret that I must inform you that I have no use for you at this time, but I will keep you on file (in the drawer) for future consideration, best of luck in your endeavors and I wish you continued success in your, etc"

Sincerely
The man who cooks potatoes

I really am not sure if the "e" is being used properly nor do I care at this crossroads of cooking history